Not feeling shipshape
Last updated 09:13, Saturday, 03 May 2008
BAWDY Pearl’s a winner... and one of the best reasons never to board a cruise ship.
Emmerdale’s widowed septuagenarian bombshell won her shipboard adventure from the back of a cereal packet. The redoubtable Mrs Ladderbanks now needs a companion to join her. Take no chances. Turn off now. Who knows the power of interactive telly? Those ships aren’t all they’re cracked up to be... most are full of women just like Pearl. Be warned.
