Have you all recovered from carb overload?
Friday, 21 April, 2017 at 8:04AM
People ask me (because I’m an overflowing fountain of knowledge), “Shelley, what is the meaning of life?”
Thursday, 13 April, 2017 at 8:58AM
I thought you were supposed to mature as you got older.
Friday, 31 March, 2017 at 7:23AM
We're only into March but I’m sure you will all be chuffed to learn I’ve booked myself a couple of well-deserved holidays.
Friday, 24 March, 2017 at 12:05AM
At the risk of sounding grumpy, haven’t times changed?
Friday, 17 March, 2017 at 12:05AM
When I’m not busy stewing in a dark pit of misery, lamenting the dire state of humanity, I’m actually quite a pleasant little person.
Friday, 10 March, 2017 at 12:05AM
Best news ever, guys - I got my new phone today! I’m so excited. It’s so new and shiny! Just shows how young I am that I get totally hyper whenever I’m due an upgrade.
Friday, 03 March, 2017 at 12:00AM
I woke up the other day and was perplexed to find my chops/double chin looked even more swollen than usual.
Friday, 24 February, 2017 at 12:00AM
Psychology. Not just a science but an art, in my humble opinion.
Friday, 17 February, 2017 at 12:05AM
I do not like being an adult. The pressure of having to look after myself is overwhelming.
Friday, 10 February, 2017 at 12:05AM
I’ve been having a lot of really weird dreams lately. I hope it’s not my psychosis rearing it’s ugly head again.
Friday, 03 February, 2017 at 8:03AM
I thought beds were supposed to be relaxing? Go and look at all your fluffy pillows and your B&M throw. If it isn’t the embodiment of peace and serenity then I don’t know what is.
Friday, 20 January, 2017 at 12:05AM
What's that phrase? When life throws you lemons, make lemonade?
Friday, 13 January, 2017 at 12:05AM
Well, it’s back to reality. Christmas and New Year are fast becoming a distant memory and it’s ‘back to it’ as you lot say.
Friday, 06 January, 2017 at 12:05AM
Happy New Year, guys! Well, for Sunday anyway. Another year is about to expire and make its journey up to that angelic-laden place in the sky.
Friday, 30 December, 2016 at 12:00AM
GOOD morrow, my friends! Holiday wishes to one and all just two days before Christmas!
Friday, 23 December, 2016 at 12:00AM
I’m not weird, am I? I mean, you guys would tell me, wouldn’t you?
Friday, 16 December, 2016 at 12:00AM
So I'm thrilled to say that as of last week we have two new additions to the Lofthouse clan.
Friday, 09 December, 2016 at 12:05AM
My baby, unfortunately, has been cursed with the eczema gene.
Friday, 02 December, 2016 at 12:05AM
So chilblain weather is officially back. I’ve been busy rubbing Sudocrem into my poor feet - or, as you lot call it, sudocream.
Friday, 25 November, 2016 at 12:00AM