September 15, 2017 09:27
What a poopy week it’s been. First I get ripped off by a private parking firm after the wind stole my parking ticket. Then I was brutally attacked by some rather angry Campbell’s soup after I tried teasing it open with a manual can-opener.
September 08, 2017 00:00
Praise be! The kids have finally gone back to school! I’m actually crying tears of joy.
September 01, 2017 07:40
I hope everyone had a crazy and eventful bank holiday weekend.
August 25, 2017 00:00
I don't get presents very often. I can’t tell if that’s because I have bad friends or I am a bad friend.
August 18, 2017 08:23
It's a bit pants being a person, isn’t it? We can’t even do anything cool. It’s not like we have giant wings and can soar above the clouds at will.
August 11, 2017 00:00
So, the holidays continue. As if things weren’t depressing enough, I was then asked to babysit for a few days.
August 04, 2017 08:06
It's that time again. If life wasn’t punishment enough we’re now forced to spend even more time in the company of our offspring.
July 21, 2017 00:00
I have to go for a scrape and polish. I wish it was to do with my nails but unfortunately it’s a procedure to try to do something with my gnashers.
July 14, 2017 00:00
I like to keep up with the news. I’ll Google ‘news’ every morning.
July 07, 2017 00:00
The number of folk I know with dodgy backs is unreal. Well, okay, so I don’t actually know anyone at the minute with any spinal stresses bar yours truly, but I have had to suffer listening to a lot of whining about pulled muscles and dodgy discs in the past.
June 23, 2017 00:00
It's payday for me this week. Hallelujah! I’ve just had a quick look at the old online banking and I swear it laughs at me every time I log in.
June 16, 2017 00:00
If anyone could offer some assistance it would be greatly appreciated.
June 09, 2017 00:00
I’m guessing the results are in now.
June 02, 2017 00:05
It's T-minus 62 days, 4 hours and 32 minutes until my holiday.
May 26, 2017 00:00
It's not so bad this time of year, is it? The sun pops out occasionally, the kids are still at school before the six weeks of hell that are the summer holidays and cider is usually on offer alongside the disposable barbies.