The world according to Shelley Lofthouse
 

Stinky slippers are payback for my nasty ways

I am sick of all this adulting

My dreams have really come true

Pawel is the best £40 I ever spent

If I didn’t have bad luck, I’d have none at all

Don’t drink and eBay – unless it’s for magical wigs

Can 2017 Trump such a bad year?

An unimaginative imbecile always buys me soaps for secret Santa gift

Soul sister weighs up cost of living

A pet is for life, a partner not so much when they meet Hector

The eczema karma left me red faced

Ice-skating antics fail to save Dolly

Good luck as Donald comes up trumps!

Bonfire night has lost some of its sparkle

Leaving the Brexit door open for Lidl

My costume will render clowns useless

When my competitive streak appears, it can get nasty....

Chill out! I’ll find tights to protect you

I pitied walkers until I had to become one

Happy birthday to me!

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