Shelley Lofthouse

The universe was seething with poor me

Kids are back to school...well, almost

Fagged out by my gym excursion

I just need to retrieve my comfy kegs

I might be a tad indecisive, but I won’t kill you!

Chester’s the best man I’ll ever meet...

Disneyland or not – a queue is still a queue!

I can forgive the fashion faux pas as dentist looked like Tom Hardy!

So Uber isn’t something German?

My body’s let me down – not in a cool way

Unfortunately, I’ve only got myself to blame

Necessities of life will come to you

Talent shows are closest I come to voting

I’m on a diet – starting tomorrow

Stung by the criticism... and a wasp

Taboola in here...