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        <description><![CDATA[Can you believe it’s February already? Sub-zero temperatures and exchanging cheap teddies hastily bought in petrol stations. For me it means just one thing - renewing my car insurance.]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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        <title>Roses are red, violets are blue but washing up isn't romantic</title>
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        <title>What do Donald Trump, R Kelly and a pool float have in common?</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[We bring you the annual Shelley Awards]]></description>
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        <title>I, like Oliver, just want to eat more food</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Shelley Lofthouse is still hungry, but why's she ratching in the litter bin?]]></description>
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        <title>Who cares about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding? I'd rather have a party with Jacob's Crackers</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[So Prince Harry has got engaged to some actress. It’s like Princess Grace all over again but this time with a brunette.]]></description>
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        <title>Shopping frenzy sends me off my trolley!</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I ONLY enjoy shopping if it’s for something cool like a leaf blower or gerbils.]]></description>
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        <title>Taking to the web in search of my festive boyfriend</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I don't want to be that person but I will - not long until Christmas, guys!]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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        <title>Snake poop is no great shakes...</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Did everyone have a spooky Halloween? The only remotely terrifying thing that happened to me was getting my mobile bill. Well, that and I almost died.]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2017 09:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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        <title>Struggling to cope with storm Emma</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[If I had a quid every time a stranger initiated small talk about the weather this week then I’d be about £8 better off.]]></description>
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        <title>One rose fighting to be noticed</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[The life of an unfathomably beautiful woman isn’t as easy as you think.]]></description>
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        <title>The universe was seething with poor me</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[What a poopy week it’s been. First I get ripped off by a private parking firm after the wind stole my parking ticket. Then I was brutally attacked by some rather angry Campbell’s soup after I tried teasing it open with a manual can-opener.]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[Praise be! The kids have finally gone back to school! I’m actually crying tears of joy.]]></description>
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        <title>Fagged out by my gym excursion</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I hope everyone had a crazy and eventful bank holiday weekend.]]></description>
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        <title>I just need to retrieve my comfy kegs</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I don't get presents very often. I can’t tell if that’s because I have bad friends or I am a bad friend.]]></description>
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        <title>I might be a tad indecisive, but I won’t kill you!</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It's a bit pants being a person, isn’t it? We can’t even do anything cool. It’s not like we have giant wings and can soar above the clouds at will.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[It's a bit pants being a person, isn’t it? We can’t even do anything cool. It’s not like we have giant wings and can soar above the clouds at will.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Chester’s the best man I’ll ever meet...</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[So, the holidays continue. As if things weren’t depressing enough, I was then asked to babysit for a few days.]]></description>
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        <title>Disneyland or not – a queue is still a queue!</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It's that time again. If life wasn’t punishment enough we’re now forced to spend even more time in the company of our offspring.]]></description>
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        <title>My body’s let me down – not in a cool way</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[The number of folk I know with dodgy backs is unreal. Well, okay, so I don’t actually know anyone at the minute with any spinal stresses bar yours truly, but I have had to suffer listening to a lot of whining about pulled muscles and dodgy discs in the past.]]></description>
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        <title>I can forgive the fashion faux pas as dentist looked like Tom Hardy!</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I have to go for a scrape and polish. I wish it was to do with my nails but unfortunately it’s a procedure to try to do something with my gnashers.]]></description>
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        <title>So Uber isn’t something German?</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I like to keep up with the news. I’ll Google ‘news’ every morning.]]></description>
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        <title>I’m on a diet – starting tomorrow</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It's T-minus 62 days, 4 hours and 32 minutes until my holiday.]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 19:26:41 +0100</pubDate>
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        <title>Talent shows are closest I come to voting</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I’m guessing the results are in now.]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 19:25:48 +0100</pubDate>
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        <title>Necessities of life will come to you</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[If anyone could offer some assistance it would be greatly appreciated.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[If anyone could offer some assistance it would be greatly appreciated.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Unfortunately, I’ve only got myself to blame</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It's payday for me this week. Hallelujah! I’ve just had a quick look at the old online banking and I swear it laughs at me every time I log in.]]></description>
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        <title>Stung by the criticism... and a wasp</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It's not so bad this time of year, is it? The sun pops out occasionally, the kids are still at school before the six weeks of hell that are the summer holidays and cider is usually on offer alongside the disposable barbies.]]></description>
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        <title>Injured as first cut is the deepest</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I hope you can read this okay.]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2017 19:28:34 +0100</pubDate>
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        <title>Song of my life proves a dead end</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It was a beautiful sunny day the other week and the bestie and I were en route to Matalan to pick up some kaftans or a summery shawl.]]></description>
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        <title>Circe got the send-off that she deserved</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I really didn’t want to write this column. You see, I’ve suffered a bereavement.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[I really didn’t want to write this column. You see, I’ve suffered a bereavement.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <description><![CDATA[Have you all recovered from carb overload?]]></description>
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        <title>When pain proves good for the sole</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[People ask me (because I’m an overflowing fountain of knowledge), “Shelley, what is the meaning of life?”]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[People ask me (because I’m an overflowing fountain of knowledge), “Shelley, what is the meaning of life?”]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>I’m growing old... very disgracefully</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I thought you were supposed to mature as you got older.]]></description>
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        <title>It’s not always easy finding your best side</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[We're only into March but I’m sure you will all be chuffed to learn I’ve booked myself a couple of well-deserved holidays.]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[At the risk of sounding grumpy, haven’t times changed?]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[When I’m not busy stewing in a dark pit of misery, lamenting the dire state of humanity, I’m actually quite a pleasant little person.]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[I woke up the other day and was perplexed to find my chops/double chin looked even more swollen than usual.]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[Best news ever, guys - I got my new phone today! I’m so excited. It’s so new and shiny! Just shows how young I am that I get totally hyper whenever I’m due an upgrade.]]></description>
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        <title>Stinky slippers are payback for my nasty ways</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Psychology. Not just a science but an art, in my humble opinion.]]></description>
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        <title>I am sick of all this adulting</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I do not like being an adult. The pressure of having to look after myself is overwhelming.]]></description>
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        <title>My dreams have really come true</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I’ve been having a lot of really weird dreams lately. I hope it’s not my psychosis rearing it’s ugly head again.]]></description>
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        <title>Pawel is the best £40 I ever spent</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I thought beds were supposed to be relaxing? Go and look at all your fluffy pillows and your B&amp;M throw. If it isn’t the embodiment of peace and serenity then I don’t know what is.]]></description>
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        <title>If I didn’t have bad luck, I’d have none at all</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[What's that phrase? When life throws you lemons, make lemonade?]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[What's that phrase? When life throws you lemons, make lemonade?]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Don’t drink and eBay – unless it’s for magical wigs</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Well, it’s back to reality. Christmas and New Year are fast becoming a distant memory and it’s ‘back to it’ as you lot say.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[Well, it’s back to reality. Christmas and New Year are fast becoming a distant memory and it’s ‘back to it’ as you lot say.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Can 2017 Trump such a bad year?</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Happy New Year, guys! Well, for Sunday anyway. Another year is about to expire and make its journey up to that angelic-laden place in the sky.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[Happy New Year, guys! Well, for Sunday anyway. Another year is about to expire and make its journey up to that angelic-laden place in the sky.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>An unimaginative imbecile always buys me soaps for secret Santa gift</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[GOOD morrow, my friends! Holiday wishes to one and all just two days before Christmas!]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[GOOD morrow, my friends! Holiday wishes to one and all just two days before Christmas!]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Soul sister weighs up cost of living</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I’m not weird, am I? I mean, you guys would tell me, wouldn’t you?]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[I’m not weird, am I? I mean, you guys would tell me, wouldn’t you?]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>A pet is for life, a partner not so much when they meet Hector</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[So I'm thrilled to say that as of last week we have two new additions to the Lofthouse clan.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[So I'm thrilled to say that as of last week we have two new additions to the Lofthouse clan.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>The eczema karma left me red faced</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[My baby, unfortunately, has been cursed with the eczema gene.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[My baby, unfortunately, has been cursed with the eczema gene.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Ice-skating antics fail to save Dolly</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[So chilblain weather is officially back. I’ve been busy rubbing Sudocrem into my poor feet - or, as you lot call it, sudocream.]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[So chilblain weather is officially back. I’ve been busy rubbing Sudocrem into my poor feet - or, as you lot call it, sudocream.]]></media:description>

    
    

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        <title>Good luck as Donald comes up trumps!</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[So what else can I really say this week except “good luck America”?]]></description>
        <media:description><![CDATA[So what else can I really say this week except “good luck America”?]]></media:description>

    
    

        <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2016 18:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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        <title>Bonfire night has lost some of its sparkle</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Honestly, all I heard over last weekend was bang, bang, bang!]]></description>
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